From middle age on everything of interest is either illegal, immoral or fattening

I went to a disco last night and for dinner I had the seafood special.  After eating and a few drinks, I hit the dance floor to strut my stuff.  The night ended badly, I had to go home because I pulled a mussel.

A man walked into the doctors office and said "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." 

The doctor looked at him and said, "Take these pills, if they don't work, give me a ring." 

Nerf...Nerf...Nerf

How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33? 

The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman, but their kids aren't much to look at. ...

Here is an example of a collective noun.....GARBAGECAN